kaatherineh: plusjade: THESE SLIDES ARE DANGEROUS. @kathuurinee @saaul @nikkinguyen AHHH *pause* AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG JADE ELJHKGJRLJENGMSRE LOLOLOLOL
joooonifer: Rawnald Gregory Erickson the...
spittinvividly: bitchezandsnitchez: loveless-city: LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU. TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU...
que pasa hoy? FUCKING NOTHING lol i kid i kid the back of my thigh still kinda hurts cos my dumbass tried to climb a wobbly trash can airband practice today i smell like shit i felt like throwing up earlier but now it’s all being digested and i can’t stop farting lol marinating in my own odor gives me a headache finished all my whap and precal homework if patrick...
facebook makes me mad. i don’t get why i’m still on that shit, especially if i was already mad to begin with. why is everyone going to cga halloween haunt/watch paranormal activity 3 idgi that movie series is lame as fuck and you’re all going to run into people from the same school and not have a good time dumb bitches I REALLY WANT TO WATCH 50/50 almost 2/3 done with...
ugh if it takes me less than an hour to do homework why do i insist on doing it so late i can just do it like right away and enjoy my life but no the universe likes to conspire against me in everything i do i didn’t get to watch the big bang theory today :-(
the-dbbreeezy: If I Ever Feel Better |...
i want you to squirm. i want to make you feel like shit. it is unfortunate that i cannot get myself to do it as it’s not right, regardless of how often you do it to me. bitch.
nikkinguyen: Come Over | Estelle
is such an amazing person, oh goodness. I wish she loved me as much as I love her. :”(
I love him.
Katina Ngo: I'm always fascinated as to how the girls in poly can move their hips like dat.It's like when I do it, I look awkward as fuck
Christian Cendana: I can do it. Iz a gift from based god. LOL JK
Katina Ngo: BASED GOD Y CAN'T I MOVE MY HIPS LIKE THAT
Christian Cendana: because you have no #swag
Katina Ngo: Of course I have swag! Every night, I go to sleep and thank based god for blessing me with swag
Christian Cendana: LOL I have a switch for my swag.
Well it's more of a dimmer. I can never turn my swag off.
Christian Cendana: One time i fell asleep
and i forgot to dim my swag
and i woke up
covered in bitches
here’s an idea: count how many people have done you wrong create clones of yourself, each corresponding to a different person get one of your clones to go up to their designated person, scream “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT” and slit their wrist the person will forever live with the guilt of seeing you die over something they did repeat for entire list of people you relax in...
omg okay so indian people are notorious for calling my phone as a wrong number like wtf random indian guy out there get your shit together and it was all going smoothly until i actually get a text this time from some person named jijaji I AM NOT BAPU OKAY SHIT the text said she just arrived in london so if i’m getting charged for this jglkrj;dngbjstnrmhrlbjrg
ryannxp: dirtyheads: anything over $10 is expensive
samoan pride blog 2k11
done spamming that felt weird on another note i have decided to try and learn samoan from my mom sigh okay back to being a fILLESTpino fa’afitai fa edit: earlier my mom was reading this and she like lit up and she got so into reading it and i was like omfg this sounds so beautiful